Divebomb wrote:

Comastose wrote:Unfortunatly

"Unfortunately" you elf-loving, squid-grabbing, dwarf-hugging smelly baboon!

(Coma loves me)

See not intentional mistake. The last sentence was written quickly and I didn't reread it. My point proven.

Thank you DB. You’re still da man.

I must admit, and most older players on BR know, that I am not a good writer. I have improved though. Spell checkers are my best friend. I know I rely on a spell checker more than I should. As for humiliation being a motivator to improve writing it sure worked for me. I remember many years ago I was...

demeiz wrote:by nature we dont want to do thing so if we dont push are selfs and make things happen then we dont let are selves do it (tidying up that take sfor ever)

What?

Stars wrote:

Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

This isn't funny. This is just sad.

I guess I am just a cold person. I thought this was funny. It is sad that one of the twins died, but the headline that the survivor joined parents is kinda funny.

*shrug*

Because the common normal person is only half witted. And we all know that nothing hurts like having half your wit removed. We all don't know that. I didn't know that. I guess you have to have some wit to know how it would feel to get half of it removed. :cry: The last statement was my thought of o...

Actually the best is voicemail. I have enjoyed it at work so much that I also got it at home. I love being on the phone and knowing that someone trying to call me is going to get the voicemail instead of a busy signal. I guess it is even more evil to those that think answering machines are evil. :tw...

woops. I missed Erins personal note about if God exists. While I agree for me that it is a bit different for others it really isn't that different as my post above points out. I have tried to convince or argue the point to more than one atheist that God exists. It would be about the same as me tryin...

It is really funny. I told my boss that my son asked if Santa existed. I told her that I told him that he didn’t exist and that I explained to him about Christmas, and the traditions associated with Christmas. Her reaction really surprised me. She said that she believed in Santa, but I thought she w...

Stars please don't take this as an attack. I know we have had our differences but I am simply pointing out where you have offended. I believe this is the order that the conversation went. I'm sorry that you feel the way you do, Divebomb. It seems a rather depressing view of life. It would be nice if...

Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Santa Claus! It would be as dreary as if there were no Virginias. I am going to be a true cynic. So the world was dreary before the story of Santa Claus was? Life doesn't just get dreary just because Santa doesn't exist. Our dreams and fantasies ...

This is an actual question that I have been thinking about.

If a child asks you if santa is real, what do you tell them?

My oldest is 6 and asked me if santa is real. He asked in front of the younger kids so I told him I would talk with him later.

Here is a short list of why pants might exist... 1. When we come into the world bare-bottomed, what is the first thing that happens? Someone smacks you on your rosy cheeks, that's what! We spend the rest of our lives trying to protect our posteriors with things like pants. I promise that is not why...

Joysinger wrote:and i like instant pudding. of course, over here, companies know how to make them right it's probably the same as it is with chocolate and beer: americans simply have no clue how to do it right!

Great! We have another Disaster.

I remember that I was in ninth grade when the Challenger exploded just after take off. I was sitting in Home Economics class. The teacher brought in a tv and we watched that the rest of the class.

Stars wrote:A true player creation, Comatose, and a good story.

Thank you Stars.

I guess it had been too long for me to remember which language it was.

Thanks Kiri for clearing that up.